Ninety percent of life is showing up. I’ll show up one-hundred percent of the time with a bad joke.Tumblr (3.0; @niftyjaguar)http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/96acccbeb872e65419c7d67a06a26622/tumblr_mhe9wrklWl1qapqxlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50846201749http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50846201749Sun, 19 May 2013 16:10:25 -0400<p>Oops I&#8217;m back into Gaia after a year long hiatus.</p>http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50844332303http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50844332303Sun, 19 May 2013 15:47:45 -0400gaiaonlinethis is what happens when WoW becomes boring<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce67377dd2a902c9b5ead977f21c03cd/tumblr_mmwf3dXDwV1s3dg5fo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50838973122http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50838973122Sun, 19 May 2013 14:41:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvyxcwPUsz1qjrb1zo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50837674808http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50837674808Sun, 19 May 2013 14:24:38 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://purgasorry.tumblr.com/post/50815105073/yahoo-yahoo-yahoo">purgasorry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>yahoo yahoo                       yahoo              <span>yahoo yahoo yahoo yahoo</span></p> <p>yahoo     yahoo                   yahoo              yahoo                       yahoo</p> <p>yahoo          yahoo              yahoo              yahoo                       yahoo</p> <p>yahoo               yahoo<span>         yahoo              yahoo                       yahoo</span></p> <p>yahoo             <span>      </span><span> yahoo</span><span>    yahoo              yahoo                       yahoo</span></p> <p>yahoo                   <span>     </span><span> yahoo yaho              yahoo                       yahoo</span></p> <p>yahoo                             yahoo ya              yahoo yahoo yahoo yahoo<span><br/></span></p> </blockquote>http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50837449358http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50837449358Sun, 19 May 2013 14:21:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/14978580ab7a6e231f30118a1b2409bb/tumblr_mn10fw2pwk1r6hbeso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sparklyanimetears.tumblr.com/post/50783616545/i-went-on-google-to-look-up-more-about-this-yahoo" class="tumblr_blog">sparklyanimetears</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I went on Google to look up more about this Yahoo buying Tumblr nonsense, and one of the comments on the article said this. </p></blockquote>http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50824402035http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50824402035Sun, 19 May 2013 11:24:16 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imagine-dragonlords.tumblr.com/post/50432872509/thewayweride-if-youre-lesbian-and-you-fall">imagine-dragonlords</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thewayweride.tumblr.com/post/49588642802/if-youre-lesbian-and-you-fall-for-a-guy-fine-if">thewayweride</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy<br/><strong><em>FINE</em></strong><br/>If you’re gay and you fall for a woman<br/><strong><em>FINE</em></strong><br/>If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls<br/><em><strong>FINE</strong></em><br/>If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys<br/><em><strong>FINE<br/></strong></em>If you’re pansexual and have a preference<br/><em><strong>FINE</strong></em><br/>What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label. </p> </blockquote> <p>T H I S</p> </blockquote> <p>If you’re asexual and get attracted to someone somehow. </p> <p><strong><em>FINE. </em></strong></p> </blockquote>http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50824284890http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50824284890Sun, 19 May 2013 11:22:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/534992c118375a09a35dff002da7fd64/tumblr_mn02pkCUU91qa0uujo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ilovecharts.tumblr.com/post/50733094107/things-yahoo-has-made-better" class="tumblr_blog">ilovecharts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Things Yahoo! Has Made Better</strong></p></blockquote>http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50793186412http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50793186412Sun, 19 May 2013 02:02:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcdfqlHja1qgh6o8o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50792671369http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50792671369Sun, 19 May 2013 01:52:55 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whimsicalspecks.tumblr.com/post/50692323072/akitron-buttlarious-tumblr-is-boring-today">whimsicalspecks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://akitron.tumblr.com/post/29017949208/buttlarious-tumblr-is-boring-today-better-go">akitron</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buttlarious.tumblr.com/post/29005406273/tumblr-is-boring-today-better-go-check-tumblr">buttlarious</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr</p> </blockquote> <p><span> </span><span class="post_tags_wrapper" id="post_tags_wrapper_29017849302"><span class="tags" id="post_tags_29017849302"><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/I-literally-get-bored-and-close-tumblr-only-to-reopen-tumblr">#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr</a></span></span></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d900425a1e15a8249d0f2472ef51da52/tumblr_mjfygu87WN1s3sd3bo2_500.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50791442836http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50791442836Sun, 19 May 2013 01:30:13 -0400<p><a href="http://s0uthern-style.tumblr.com/post/50781033808/jehovas-witness-internetexplorers" class="tumblr_blog">s0uthern-style</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jehovas-witness.tumblr.com/post/50183264613/internetexplorers-cheese3d-nothings-worse">jehovas-witness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://internetexplorers.tumblr.com/post/50183086927">internetexplorers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cheese3d.tumblr.com/post/39154688980/nothings-worse-than-soft-grapes">cheese3d</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>nothings worse than soft grapes</p> </blockquote> <p>soft apples</p> </blockquote> <p>soft dicks</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ce135cf8e1c550f152eb429eb868cda9/tumblr_inline_mn0yr7lNoL1qz4rgp.jpg" alt="image"/></p></blockquote>http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50791379843http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50791379843Sun, 19 May 2013 01:29:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e45361e75efb0222fc802ecd70e82da/tumblr_mltk5zgtWG1qitri8o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50787298015http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50787298015Sun, 19 May 2013 00:24:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa6be481ed1674f100c829b610ca89ed/tumblr_mmxhsmp8Xk1soxcoxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mcbitchtits.tumblr.com/post/50784736289/sageoflogic-misery-loves-comedy-dabaryah">mcbitchtits</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sageoflogic.tumblr.com/post/50765336273">sageoflogic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://misery-loves-comedy.tumblr.com/post/50765260072/dabaryah-i-tested-walmarts-brand-of-bottled">misery-loves-comedy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dabaryah.tumblr.com/post/50636386593/i-tested-walmarts-brand-of-bottled-water-and-i">dabaryah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I tested Walmart’s brand of bottled water and I was shocked to see they sell the most toxic water ever. I tested for Total Dissolved Solids using a TDS meter and the number I got was 271. THAT IS THE MOST TOXIC WATER I HAVE EVER SEEN. Even NYC tap water TDS score is 39. Poland Spring is 42. The water is not even drinkable. I think it’s Criminal to even make profits from selling this water filled with sodium fluoride and who knows what else is in that. 500 ppm (parts per million) is the EPA Maximum but even though the FDA is corrupt their recommended is 000, which is pure. <br/><br/> THE ONLY BOTTLED WATER THAT READS 000 IS DUANEreade/Walgreens ‘NICE’ branded water. <br/><br/><br/> PLEASE SHARE THIS INFO ALONG.<span class="fbPhotoTagList hidden_elem" id="fbPhotoSnowliftTagList"></span></p> <div class="fbPhotoPagesTagList" id="fbPhotoSnowliftPagesTagList"></div> <div class="pts fbPhotoLegacyTagList" id="fbPhotoSnowliftLegacyTagList"> <div>- anonymous</div> </div> </blockquote> <p>I thought that was a pregnancy test</p> </blockquote> <p>I admit, I made that mistake the first time too.</p> </blockquote> <p>what in the crap</p> </blockquote>http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50787254941http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50787254941Sun, 19 May 2013 00:23:54 -0400yay Walgreensfour for youi do love our nice brand water<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md4v1jAF7a1ry05vdo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50785356531http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50785356531Sat, 18 May 2013 23:56:20 -0400<p><div class="notification_inner clearfix"> <div class="notification_sentence"> <div class="hide_overflow"><a class="username" href="http://kippo.tumblr.com/">kippo</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50784206417/if-the-kraken-theme-from-potc-dead-mans-chest">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50784206417/if-the-kraken-theme-from-potc-dead-mans-chest"> If The Kraken theme from POTC Dead Man’s Chest&#8230; </a> </em></div> <blockquote>okay but let’s also recall the locket theme from world’s end\</blockquote> I agree, that&#8217;s also one of my faves.</div> <div class="notification_sentence">But The Kraken and Blackbeard will always be numbers 1 and 2.</div> </div></p>http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50784582550http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50784582550Sat, 18 May 2013 23:45:01 -0400kippo<p>If The Kraken theme from POTC Dead Man&#8217;s Chest isn&#8217;t one of your favorite movie themes don&#8217;t talk to me.</p>http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50784206417http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50784206417Sat, 18 May 2013 23:39:33 -0400pirates of the caribbeanthe krakenTHAT'S MY SHIT<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7ed86ab5b09afea0a3f07154faa1d4c0/tumblr_mn0zj8fO9q1r39yhno1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a049100da830132d7b793583fdef7788/tumblr_mn0zj8fO9q1r39yhno2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50782226587http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50782226587Sat, 18 May 2013 23:11:00 -0400herculesFAVORITE PART EVERjosh makes gifs out of boredomdisney<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://secretlymisha.tumblr.com/post/50754966912/as-far-as-i-can-tell-from-my-dash-theres-some">secretlymisha</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to</p> </blockquote>http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50780271669http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50780271669Sat, 18 May 2013 22:43:59 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://affricafest.tumblr.com/post/50777397484/i-want-to-know-how-many-notes-my-nudes-would-get">affricafest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I want to know how many notes my nudes would get without having to actually post my nudes.</p> </blockquote> <p>Send one to me and I can give you a guesstimate.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/d188504c62497ccd31ee2598cb3dc71e/tumblr_inline_mn0x7yHJt41qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50778716939http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50778716939Sat, 18 May 2013 22:21:44 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://solluxforpresident.tumblr.com/post/50744649976">solluxforpresident</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6f6a51069a6c283007258894ce0caad0/tumblr_inline_mmzsheAh4K1revhec.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/201fe9c5af9dcae8c7ef3738986fef5b/tumblr_inline_mn0afujgyD1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50771165212http://niftyjaguar.tumblr.com/post/50771165212Sat, 18 May 2013 20:27:38 -0400PLEASEREJECTIT