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When you were small and you thought if you...

most-awkward-moments: And you were like: “OH NOOOOOOOOO!”

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Owen you are so fucking cute and hot and sweet and...

I’m glad I met you.

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DID NOT EXPECT. GOD. I’M DYING.

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When I see an Atheist laughing at a Christian for their beliefs: I will defend the Christian. When I see a Christian telling an Atheist he’s going to hell: I will defend the Atheist.

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Fuck, I'm bored.

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Watching Paranormal Witness.

Fuck yeah.

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justgarry: I kind of dislike this, cool you have a Gay friend #SN (Whatever that is) But seriously, attract like the other side of the homosexual spectrum. Maybe instead of having the guy in all pink, maybe have the guy in more masculine clothes? Use the same lingo and everything. It just bothers me that because my Facebook profile says that I’m gay I am automatically assumed that I’m the...

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Anonymous asked: Have another go?

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YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME. Using... →

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kellerdean replied to your post: Because I’m nice. I’m not an expert, but I’m certain that’s not a bicep flex lol. Hence the use of the wonderful phrase “lame attempt.” Good enough to me. :D

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Because I'm nice.

And Mr. (I’m assuming) Anonymous asked for a flex. Here is my lame attempt.

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Anonymous asked: Can we get a bicep flex too please?

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depeche-toi replied to your photo: Tarpless Tuesdar. I feel the need to point out that this is only half topless… I was born without half of my left chest muscle. So it’s something nobody other than who I trust most get to see. n_n

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sharktankk replied to your photo: Tarpless Tuesdar. looks like you filled in the rest of my topless tuesday. so with the pictures collaboratively, we have done one topless tuesday. teamwork, josh, teamwork. You did a tt? /wanders off to see Oh shiz you’re right. Two nipples equals a whole topless tuesday. ;D

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And I’ll be forced to do a topless tuesday.

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Owen.

Why are you such a sweetheart? And why are you at work? Sadface.

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timstar525: niftyjaguar: timstar525: niftyjaguar replied to your post: GUYS!!! ITS FREE PANCAKE DAY AT IHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE PANCAKES. Pancakes are boring waffles. Shut your whore mouth! I’m just saiyan.

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timstar525: niftyjaguar replied to your post: GUYS!!! ITS FREE PANCAKE DAY AT IHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE PANCAKES. Pancakes are boring waffles.

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all I do is eat eat eat no matter what

Got munchies on my mind I can never get enough.

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