Stop coming into Walgreen’s with your tall, skinny, adorable, nerdy, blue-eyed self. I should stop being a pussy already.
What if there was a day where everyone...
onlylolgifs: lolthefunniest: It would be fucking chaos. You’d be in class with your crush like You’re sitting bored in class, stand up in the middle of a lecture and say Some dumb bitch asks a really stupid question, and you go Somebody says they can’t stand your favorite band, and you’re like And then the day is over, and you look back on everything you’ve just done like But...
Interviewer: So listen, I’m not sure how to broach this subject. There’s a lot of half-naked men in Jackass, and a lot of anal play and nipple torture and testicle touching. Is it possible that Jackass is at least a smidge gay?
Knoxville: I’m offended you just said a smidge!
Interviewer: It’s more than a smidge?
Knoxville: We’re over here sitting on rainbows and you say a smidge.
Interviewer: You’re a gay pride parade waiting to happen?
Knoxville: We’re a gay pride parade that’s happening! And in 3-D!
Interviewer: It’s not just homoerotic tension?
Knoxville: No, man, it’s all about release with us.
Steve-O: We always thought it was funny to force a heterosexual MTV generation to deal with all of our thongs and homoerotic humor. In many ways, all our gay humor has been a humanitarian attack against homophobia. We’ve been trying to rid the world of homophobia for years, and I think gay people really dig it too.
Interviewer: This was way too easy. I had all of these questions designed to lure you into admitting your subconscious desire to fuck each other. But apparently you’re not suppressing anything.
Knoxville: Suppressing?! Wait till I tell the guys you said suppressing! We’re not suppressing anything! We’re over here sitting on dicks!
Bottle of Wine.
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the...
I just realized.
I have like…no gay friends I give a shit about. Not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. Maybe they’re all too annoying to want to hang out with. I don’t think I act gay enough to have gay friends. Heh.
It’s a crime you let it happen to me Never mind, I’ll let it happen to you Out of mind, forget it there’s nothing to lose But my mind and all the things I wanted
Asia gave up on T. I was very disappointed.
I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike...
timstar525 asked: 1-28 >:)
I've never done one of these. o 3o
1: Full name?
2: Current crush?
4: How tall am I?
5: Relationship status?
6: Girls I trust?
7: Boys I trust?
9: Current mood?
10: Favorite color?
12: Who I miss?
13: Who I last hugged?
14: Who understands me?
15: Someone who is always there for me:
16: Last Text?
17: Who’s a stranger:
18: Who makes me laugh the most?
19: Who I do the craziest stuff with?
20: Who makes me smile?
21: What am i listening to?
22: Turn ons?
23: Turn offs?
26: Second confess?
27: What I hate?
28: Who’s annoying?